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Melvonia

WELCOME TO MELVONIA!:


Hello everyone and welcome to Melvonia! This is a very special place indead! Watch your step..this is no ordinary place! A Turtle that goes by the name Melvin lives here...He's no ordinary turtle! He is MELVIN THE TURTLE GOD! MWAHAHA! along with his sidekick BO DITLE!

Melvonia Info
Population - 4
Size - the size of China..maybe a bit bigger how would i know?
Current Weather - Sunny with a slight chance of rain...
Geography - There's a very small area where the mountains are(thats where supposedly the hermit lives he goes by the name of BO DITEL), but about 90% of the land is Tropical Climate. Basically perfect for a "turtle god"

So you probably ask Where did all this come from? Well it all started back in the day when a man had his own pond by his house and it was there that he spotted the turtle "god". From the start he knew that this turtle was no ordinary turtle. That in fact this turtle was destined to become a god..it was his DESTINY! From the start Mevlin has always thought of himself as the one and only god but we all know that he has not accomplished his dream..some day he might. Melvin denies the fact that he has not reached the point of "all mighty" and "powerful". Legend has it that to this day Melvin following us..watching us as we continue our daily lives. It just so happens that the very man that found this special creature is none other then my own grandfather. He, and I are the only known humans to be able to communicate and talk to this misunderstood creature. We also can't forget BO DITEL the strange hermit that lives up in the Mountains.. this is a suspicious character... Watch out for him ya just might see him!

SO HOW DOES ONE GET TO MELVONIA....SIMPLE! JUST CONTACT ME AT LORDDRACO500@AOL.COM! ITS JUST ONE CLICK AWAY! :D Dont be afraid! you are welcome here any time!

People currently in Melvonia are: Lizzy - (lizzkitty@aol.com) Jim - (djangoe459@aol.com) Danielle - (lorddraco500@aol.com) BO DITLE! - sorry info not provided..he doesnt like strangers

PROTECT OUR TURTLES!

MEL AND BO JOKEs

Mel(to Bo Dietle)...WOULD YOU PLEASE TAKE THIS MEDICAL BOOK BACK TO THE LIBRARY FOR ME? BO; sURE, mEL, BUT WHY? mEL: bECAUSE SOMEONE REMOVED THE APPENDIX...yuk yUK yUK LOLOLOL mel: hOW DO YOU FIND YOUR WAY AROUND A DARK CASTLE,bO? bO: uSE A KNIGHT5 LIGHT. wow BO: Tell me,Mel, Why are there only 24 letters in the alphabet? MEL; Because ET went home. F U N N Y MEL, But tell me,Bo....Why did Tigger have his head in the toilet? BO: He was looking for POOH. BO: But why is a pine tree good at sewing?? mel;iT ALWAYS HAS A NEEDLE HANDY. Say, Bo, What did the Burgers name their daughter? Bo: Patty!!!!!!!!! Mel: Now tell mw Bo,old buddy... Bo: Yeah, Mel? Mel: Why did the football player take a shower BEFORE the Super Bowl? Bo: He wanted to WARM UP!!!!!! (Get it? yuk yuk)() Mel: O.K., but do you know why the skeleton didn't go on the roller coaster? Bo: He had no GUTS..(WOW another funny to crack your ribs.) Mel: Now here's a toughie for ya,Bo Babe! Toss it to me, Turtle guy! Mel: What's the hardest thing about learning how to ride a bicycle? Bo: The GROUND. (Whammo, zippededodah what a pair of jokesters. These guys are the greatest.,)What did the mother firefly say to her young daughter? Don't know, Mel YOU GLOW GIRL!!!!!!! WOWOWOWYUKYUKYUK TA daSMARTY, IN WHICH MONTH MIGHT YOU SEE THE MOST PARADES? gOTCHA,MY MAN, march sAYU,mEL yEAH bO? wHY DID THE BOY DELIBERATELY HIT HIS HEAD ON THE PIANO? dPON'T KNOW.wHY? hE WANTED TO PLAY BY EAR. yukyuk

AND NOW FOR THE NEWS.

sPECIAL tURTLE fORCES HAVE LANDED IN kILLARNEY,iRELAND.As of yet, no one has noticed them. Anti War turtle demonstrators were believed to be protesting the war in Bermuda. Problem is..there IS no war in Bermuda. Ambassador Bo Dietle seeks seat on the UN Security Council as Represewtative from Melvonia. So far, it has been met with little or no interest, Actually, no interest at all. Amnd that about does it..folks..another wonderful communique fromMelvin and Bo..the guys who know to make you glow before they go..( Enough is enough!!) Au7fweedersheine,Amigos and Amigas,Bon Voyage and a hearty abiento and Adios until next time. (Melvin the Magnificent)

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